Privacy Policy

Privacy is one of those hot topics that always seems to be in the news, so I'd like to lay out what information I, as a merchant and creator, collect from you, and what I do with it.

First, ORDERS.

If you order something, I need to fulfill it. In this respect, I will access your address in as much as I need to print it out and attach it to the box or envelope. And that's where it ends. It will still exist, but I won't download it or share it. Once the order has been fulfilled, the order will be archived - where it will lead a sad and lonely life, collecting digital dust and dreaming of the sun - and that will be that. And that's not to say I'll never think of you - hell, I appreciate your support, so there may be nights where I'm sitting on my couch watching Netflix, and something will happen to remind me of that awesome person who once bought something from me. But let me assure you - that thought will not include your address. My memory's not that good...

And just to be clear, with regards to credit cards and credit card numbers, I never see that information. That's all handled by Stripe (via Shopify Payments), or PayPal, or whichever payment provider processes the order.


If you sign up for my newsletter, your address will be sent over to MailChimp, and you'll occasionally receive an email newsletter from me. These newsletters will generally be short, and will detail me trying to make the boring details of my life sound a little less boring. But, like your address, I won't be downloading or sharing your information. I let Shopify and MailChimp do their thing, and I try my best to stay out of it.

And there's always a handy 'Unsubscribe' button at the bottom of each newsletter, so unsubscribing is a cinch. Hey, I get it. People get inundated every day with newsletters and flyers, and it's hard to keep up. But I'll miss you.

And That's Pretty Much It.

If you have any questions about this, don't hesitate to send me an email at


Having trouble sleeping? Want to read something much more official-sounding? Tuck yourself in and try this out!


Witch Creek Road Privacy Policy


This Privacy Policy describes how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit or make a purchase from (the “Site”).

When you visit the Site, we automatically collect certain information about your device, including information about your web browser, IP address, time zone, and some of the cookies that are installed on your device. Additionally, as you browse the Site, we collect information about the individual web pages or products that you view, what websites or search terms referred you to the Site, and information about how you interact with the Site. We refer to this automatically-collected information as “Device Information”.

We collect Device Information using the following technologies:
- “Cookies” are data files that are placed on your device or computer and often include an anonymous unique identifier. For more information about cookies, and how to disable cookies, visit
- “Log files” track actions occurring on the Site, and collect data including your IP address, browser type, Internet service provider, referring/exit pages, and date/time stamps.
- “Web beacons”, “tags”, and “pixels” are electronic files used to record information about how you browse the Site.

Additionally when you make a purchase or attempt to make a purchase through the Site, we collect certain information from you, including your name, billing address, shipping address, payment information (including credit card numbers), email address, and phone number. We refer to this information as “Order Information”.

When we talk about “Personal Information” in this Privacy Policy, we are talking both about Device Information and Order Information.

We use the Order Information that we collect generally to fulfill any orders placed through the Site (including processing your payment information, arranging for shipping, and providing you with invoices and/or order confirmations). Additionally, we use this Order Information to:
- Communicate with you;
- Screen our orders for potential risk or fraud; and
- When in line with the preferences you have shared with us, provide you with information or advertising relating to our products or services.

We use the Device Information that we collect to help us screen for potential risk and fraud (in particular, your IP address), and more generally to improve and optimize our Site (for example, by generating analytics about how our customers browse and interact with the Site, and to assess the success of our marketing and advertising campaigns).

We share your Personal Information with third parties to help us use your Personal Information, as described above. For example, we use Shopify to power our online store--you can read more about how Shopify uses your Personal Information here: We also use Google Analytics to help us understand how our customers use the Site -- you can read more about how Google uses your Personal Information here: You can also opt-out of Google Analytics here:

Finally, we may also share your Personal Information to comply with applicable laws and regulations, to respond to a subpoena, search warrant or other lawful request for information we receive, or to otherwise protect our rights.

As described above, we use your Personal Information to provide you with targeted advertisements or marketing communications we believe may be of interest to you. For more information about how targeted advertising works, you can visit the Network Advertising Initiative’s (“NAI”) educational page at

You can opt out of targeted advertising by using the links below:
- Facebook:
- Google:
- Bing:

Additionally, you can opt out of some of these services by visiting the Digital Advertising Alliance’s opt-out portal at:

Please note that we do not alter our Site’s data collection and use practices when we see a Do Not Track signal from your browser.

If you are a European resident, you have the right to access personal information we hold about you and to ask that your personal information be corrected, updated, or deleted. If you would like to exercise this right, please contact us through the contact information below.

Additionally, if you are a European resident we note that we are processing your information in order to fulfill contracts we might have with you (for example if you make an order through the Site), or otherwise to pursue our legitimate business interests listed above. Additionally, please note that your information will be transferred outside of Europe, including to Canada and the United States.

When you place an order through the Site, we will maintain your Order Information for our records unless and until you ask us to delete this information.

We may update this privacy policy from time to time in order to reflect, for example, changes to our practices or for other operational, legal or regulatory reasons.

For more information about our privacy practices, if you have questions, or if you would like to make a complaint, please contact us by e-mail at